Recorded Video Reading

30 mins

An amazing option for folks with tricky schedules or avoidant personalities (zero shade, I see you neuro-divergent babes). For this offering, I send you a recording of my face doing your personalized psychic reading, usually with cards. You denote if you want to ask a question or two or receive a general reading at the time of purchase through a quick intake form. Then within two weeks*, you will receive a link in your email to your recorded reading! Expedited service times are available for a fee.

starts at $70

*I am a chronically ill person and give myself a window of 2 weeks as a kindness to my body and energy. It is very possible you could receive your reading well before the 2 weeks is up! Thanks for understanding!

Psychic Session

1 hour

The most comprehensive psychic session I offer — narrating to you as I go, I examine and heal the aura, physical body*, main chakra system, energy movement/blockages, traumas/wounds, and relational dynamics both past and present. I leave room for intuitive application, cards, and THE MOST IMPORTANT: psychic aftercare

$200

*I am not a medical physician and do not claim to offer medical advice/healing. If you are concerned about a health/medical issue, talk to your doctor or call emergency services.

Event Booking

Book me for your next networking event to compliment the obscure yet charming yet mysterious vibes you’re trying to curate.

Samhain/Halloween events are my bread and butter. Let’s do this.

Bachelorette with a twist?

Teen birthday party to do cards about everyone’s crushes?!

$250 for 2 hours

2 hour minimum

email

thee.psycho.monk@gmail.com with special requests or questions.

12 Month Card Reading

1 hour

Excellent for solar returns (birthdays), anniversaries, and launches. We take a look at your intention/project/relationship/self over the next 12 months and see what energies can be expected to arise. These sessions are some of my favorites because for months afterward clients share with me how accurately their month-to-month experiences line up with the readings. This 1-1.5 hour session can provide an extremely useful roadmap for the unprecedented times within which we are currently ‘surthriving.’

$125